I draw things, post interesting stuff, and own a David Bowie mug. I'm terrible at tagging and I really like Horror. Tread wisely, traveller~

aud-ler:

if you chant “how bad can i be” three times while looking in the bathroom mirror then flick the lights on the once-ler will appear in your bathtub crying and saying “it was a rhetorical question”

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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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i have never

related more to a thing

also i wish to know more about these hilarious robot legs

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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i saw a ghost like this once

i saw a ghost like this once

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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heffysdoodles:

Guide to a hobo kitty’s wardrobe.

Doing more and more work on Mia lately… but there is a reason for it all!

nevertoomanyspiders:

rogmont:

Doodles from several weeks ago. Promised to post ‘em over here.

What if these guys were more badass? I think it’d be pretty rad. I might finish one of these later on. Who knows.

SO. GOOD.

wario’s cleavage

this is amazing

man steven universe seems like a pretty okay show but i gave it a shot and i can’t stand steven’s voice

the show was kind of a lukewarm experience for me in general but i guess i can see the appeal?

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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My rats have their second introduciton on the sofa with some fitting music provided by yours truly.